Frequently Asked Questions

When at least 5 FUFA members unite for a round of golf, the Dick Rock is In Play (D.R.I.P.) The player with the worst NET score earns the right to cherish the Dick Rock - immediately following a public acceptance speech. Said player is tasked with protecting the Dick Rock until another FUFA player earns that right during the next sanctioned FUFA gathering.

Much like the Dick Rock, this highly sought after trophy has only been graced by a few FUFA alumni. The player with the lowest NET score (in a round of golf that includes at least 5 FUFA members) earns this most respected head cover. Speeches are less likely to end with tears, or applause, than the Dick Rock. Be leery, as there is a fine line between a multi-Unicorn-winner and the dreaded title of "Sandbagger" ...

Yeah, we all have bad rounds, bad shots, and bad holes. Wether we remember it or not, we have also all had a ten on a hole. Wether we admit it or not is a right of passage. This club is about honor and honesty. Do not let the goofy moose-antler pose (with the hole's flag in the background) fool you. Moose Club members are no fools. They are among the most respected in the game. As prestigious as this membership is, please be sure to triple and quadruple count your gross score before claiming a ten, posing, and becoming a righteous member of this illustrious club. 

"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." -Malcolm X

I think you are on the wrong website. 

Yes. Dude scored a net 1, net 2, net 3, net 4, net 5, a net 6, a net 7, a net 8 (probably joined the Moose Club on that one), and a net 9, and a net 10, and a net 11, and a mother f%^&ing 12 !!!! 

The dimples on a golf ball help reduce drag and increase lift, allowing the ball to travel farther and more accurately through the air.

This guy has lead our charity auctions to a tune of OVER $!0k raised for Seattle Children's Hospital!!! Kenny and his family (Sarah, Joey, and Stella) also donated an epic dinner that rivals even the best of the Michelin Dinner experiences. If you get a chance to bid on this fanciful night of custom meats, handmade pasta's, exotic cheeses, laughs, and wonderful stories - just keep your hand up until you are officially the last bidder!

Obviously Ryan Ashby has the worst swing ... but he scores, like an NBA rookie in a strip club. No one understands the physics behind his swing. It's like watching a Borat movie with your Grandparents ... but the dude can play the game. Ashby is living proof that it doesn't matter how bad your swing is, as long as you get the ball to the bottom the cup efficiently. 

I don't know but I'm pretty sure Todak hasn't won anything at FUFA.

The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room (at Al Lago).

Kyle Bruny and Jason Cole have proudly held the dick rock for an embarrassingly long time each.  Allen Evans created the best Dick Rock music video. Erik Opsahl seems to want to hold the Dick Rock the most (it's only weird if you think about it). Jim Privot recently lost his Dick Rock cherry (can we say that?). 

Yes. And the best part: all proceeds from FUFA purchases go to charity! 

Jason Cole has officially been named The Best 36 Handicap in Three Counties. However, his GHIN says he is a 24 ... so that's not good.